Tolong Dengarkan Aku.....

Hahahaha.... tengah bersiap nak pegi keje tapi sempat lagi tulis blog. Keje shift malam .... agak enjoy la sebab lg bnyk mata tertutup lagi tercelik..... nak nak lak hujung tahun memang Org amareka ngn europe tgh cuti..... nak dapat satu email pun susah.......

Tgh bersiap pakai krim segala .... time nak sikat rambut baru perasan..... panjang rambut tak sama.... sebenar nya memang dah lama perasan tapi tak berkesempatan nak ge salon.... suh dia potong kan..... Sekali sekala tgh.... rasa cam malu gak.... serius buruk.... panjang sebelah kiri ngn kanan pun tak sama.... ini kes sebab ge potong salon, aku ingat dia buat potong layer.... rupa2 nya dia potong V shape beb.... perggghhh... balik umah baru perasan.... then malas nak ge balik salon tu..... maka dengan bacaan BISMILLAH.... aku amek gunting potong kertas...... ZAPPP..... sekali jer..... terus hilang part hujung yg muncung tu..... puas hati aku..... then terasa cam best lak..... gunting cna skit...cni skit..... maka hasilnya jadi la cam rambut sekarang ni....... then makin lama makin panjang lak.,... lagi la buruk.....sebijik macam ekor ayam serama......

So misi pasni..... nak ge salon potong.... HUDUH sgt biar lelama..... hehe...

Enjoy this song for what i felt at this moment.....
PS:- enjoy lak baca blog awek Khairul Fahmi.....blog org tgh bercinta la kata kan.... chiow.. nak ge keje!!

Kisah Raksaksa

Anda penah tak mengalami satu pengalaman di tempat kerja dimana anta melihat jari anda dan menyilangkannya sambil membayangkan jari-jemari anda ini seperti seekor raksaksa yang sedang mengganas mencari mangsanyaa.... dia merayap diatas meja sambil menggerakkan sesunggutnya untuk mencari musuh utk berlawan.... raksaksa ini menggerakkan jari-jemarinya hatta mirip seekor sotong kurita yang dah kekenyangan sebab makan sebungkus nasi lemak.... namun berasa sangat hampa kerana tiada musuh yg datang bertandang untuk beliau menguji tahap tenaganya kerana telah makan sesuatu yg mempunyai kalori yg agak tinggi...... raksaksa ini berusaha lagi......

OK done.... telephone desk aku dah berbunyi..... admin dah dapat detect aku bukak laman web yg tak berkaitan ngn keje.... CHOW...!!!

COMPLICATED LIFE OR life is complicated

Hello guys....
I've been for a vacation to the planet of PLUTO for a very long time..... the plane had a technical problem while i'm in Mars. We stop by for a moment to fill the fuel at Jupiter. Had some insane customer whom pretend to kill himself by using a spoon and smash the spoon to the the window.... we might afraid that the window will break coz the waranty date was long time being due..... we just pushed him through the emergency door while we reach Saturn sky. Nope.... not that very cruel..... we just gave him the parachute because we never care where he is landing.... just the thing has been state on our goodies bag while our passenger bought their ticket. So we have to gave him anyway.

We arrived at Uranus, to fetch other passenger and continued our journey to Pluto soon after. It took about a zillion years to find the planet, which look quite similar with the star and other big rock. The rock sometime get hit by one another and splash it tiny dirt as big as a boulder to our plane. It scare me damn hell. Lucky our pilot has an experience for 15 years ..... he still young thou. 25 years old..... he's experience in aveation for 5 years and another 10years while playing a game boy and PS3. Not to mention the brickgame which his father bought at night market.... because those thing is not valid while you when for an interview.....Note that K.

Opppss forgot to tell you guys that the passenger that we fetch in uranus is damn weird....there are white in colour with those spiky long tentacle in thier head.......which contain only two big eye and a big long nose. Wonder where's the brain is.....!!! Thier big ballonize body was empty...and it look really like the blopfish... quite scary.... but funny at the same time. They just slide on the pathway and leave a slimy green YIKES!! liquid and sticky at the same time which gave a problem to the flight attendence to clean it. Lucky i'm just the passenger...... me to clean those mess.... hell NO..!! Not even in my dream...!!

I am mad..... when we about to land, the planet that we think is PLUTO has been crash by a splashing big rock. It just hit those thing and within 1.2 second according to earth clock the planet is totally gone. So the pilot just push the "cancel landing" button, and he push the "neutral" button as he don't know what to do, i knew his feeling coz i've had an experience while playing PS2 myself, you knew in just a sudden you've been attack my enemies and your flight is blown without u realise it.... that kind of feeling the pilot felt.. All the passenger was stood there on their seat.... and we heard only silent. The romours come in just within a minute, caught by one of the family members of one of the pilot. He actually forgot to kept along the MAP to Pluto, he actually mistaken it by taking the map to neptune because it place side by side in his drawer. He just realise his mistake while we landing (not quite a landing) to kick those madness mental problem guy. He about to turn back to EARTH, but might afraid his mom (whom is the passenger) to gave his a full free lecture for the pass another 50years of his life so he just continued the journey with the risk..... that even he doesn't knew what it is.........( quite an adventure person... is he..?? tumb up for that....)

                                                                ..................... to be continue

The Unpredictable creatures

After went back from a Nature Guide course, I am STRUGGLING myself to find a new job. The struggling part included wake up late in the morning, watching TV the whole day, playing zombies game for a couple of hour, taking a nap(duhh..!!) for a couple an hour too. When i'm hungry... just grap a cheese and add a bit of chilli sous or sometime fried some sausage and wrap it with sous and salad..... or fried egg with kicap cap kipas udang is much better suite my appetite. Hmmm.... i am struggling.... i do...!!

Duh its quite hard to find a job nowaday, however it is easier to find a jobless..... just find it in ME...!! Huh..!! But guess what..?? When you are a jobless and you just stayed at home.... life is sometime like a heaven. B'cos you don't have to schedule anything, you don't need to mess your head with all kind of problems, you don't have to wake up early in the morning to reach the punch card..... you just had a plessure with your life and start counting which drama after this and and what drama after that.....!! Huhu.... start mumbling againt...!!

Whatever... will find a suite job for me soon. With the lacking of money day by day.... i just excidently grab a nice black leather boots for myself yesterday. The boots was just so elegant, nice, sweet and polite..she soo beautiful.... i just felt sorry if i didn't get her.....!!! Will start to save money after this... i'll promise..!! 

I miss to go travel.... and i miss to climb a mountain.... i miss everything....!! I'll find a job very soon.... b'cos i am planning to go to Kanchanaburi or maybe Bali by the end of this year....!!! Go Go chaiyok..!! TATA for now..!!

PROUD to be MALAYSIAN II

Perghhhhh.... sekarang semakin banyak sentiment anti Malaysia dari negara jiran yang sangat menyampahkan... totally annoyed and some sort off disgusting..... come on guys for real..... can you grown up please.... or else do being rational rather then acting like stupid bastard..or totally not soo cool bandit... absolutely WTF...you MF!!! Oppppsss..... !! Soorrreeyyy... i AM mad....!!

Sejarah sendiri menunjukkan yg rakyat seberang ini cintakan keganasan....... we can remind it .....terutamanya  melalui cara mereka mendapat kemerdekaan dari Belanda. Namun kita mendapat kemerdekaan melalui perbincangan tanpa melakukan rusuhan atau pertumpahan darah seperti mereka........ I think maybe they thought that their the best nation in south east asia and they deserve a well respect from others.... but duuhhh ... HELLO ... to gain a respect is to showed others that you deserve it... otherwise .... yeah stay out off the track... take corruption as your god and poverty as your goddesses.. huh..!!!

We are quite rational when doing any action and i do hope this kind of rationalization is remain forever...... Nonetheless we're heading from third world to be a developed country...Showed how professional we are in handling this kind of chaos..rather then showed how stupid, idiot and maniac THEY are...!!!.. MAY ALLAH Bless MALAYSIA.... and HAPPY 53-INDEPENDENCE DAY bloggers......

Selamat BERPUASA

Hahahahaha....... dah lama rupanya aku tak tulis dalam blog nih.... ari ni pun dah masuk ari ker 17 ramadhan, kalo tak silap aku la.... takder kalender lak kat area cni maka aku main bantai teka jerr...!!! Huhu.... bnyk gak perubahan yg berlaku dalam hidup aku..... first meja study kat INTROP dah ditukar.... dah takder partition.... maka meja disusun macam susunan budak2 sekolah rendah.... saling memandang antara satu sama lain..... tapi yg tak best nya takder soket electrik (aku tak tahu nak panggil apa benda alah tuh) nak pasang laptop. Maka kat INTROP nih soket electric menjadi satu benda yg sangat berharga mcm ayam golek yg dijual kat bazaar ramadhan....kena beratur panjang kalo nak beli ...... hmmm...!!! Oleh sbb bulan posa aku malas nak kutuk lebih2.... just... what are they thinking..... GOD help me...!!!

Awal2 bulan posa aku dah berniat nak kurangkan penggunaan duit...... tapi apa kan daya, hal sebaliknya pulak berlaku..... sikit2 buffet ramadhan..... sikit2 majlis berbuka kat luar...... aduuhhh..... memang terbaik la... RM100 cukup utk sehari atau 2 hari..!!! Huh...!! Oleh itu aku decide balik kampung awal.......... bleh makan dengan kadar yg sangat bnyk tanpa mengeluarkan duit kita barang sesen pun..... yes..!! save duit...!! HEHEHEHE......Maka tarikh aku pulang ke kampung telah ditentukan iaitu BESOK pagi.... tarrraaaaa....!!! DRIVE sensorg, malas lak nak suh adik aku dtg cni tlg drive....... aku slumber jer drive sensorang pepagi buta, sebab aku tahu HANTU kena ikat bebulan ramadhan nih, so tak perlu la risau kena sergah ker haper..!! Yg penting hati2 drive jgn TIDO n kalo tak larat burn la posa bawak bekal fresh oren siap2 in cast dahaga......!!!!.DARURAT.... nnt saya ganti la balik...!!!

Oh ya.... aritu seminggu sebelum posa aku join batch min pegi white water rafting kat Sungai kampar perak under RIVERBUG......... Sungai level 3, boleh tahan la......!!! Dapat student price so bayar RM120 jer..!! Ok la jugak tapi rasanya yg kat Kuala Kubu Bharu tuh lagi happening kot.... Sungai level 4, memang menjerit jer kerjanya bila nampak jeram sebab cuak...... guide Khersonesse pun si Am nampak la keprofessional-an dia. (Huhu ....sori kalo sy nih salah menilai tapi saya tulis berdasarkan aper yg saya alami.... huhu....) Dan benda yg paling happening bila jari manis aku ter-bend ker belakang time si guide(lupa aku nama dia nih) tuh campak aku time nak naik dinghi.... hasilnya sampai skrang jari manis sebelah kanan aku nih bengkak n takleh nak straight. Hmmm.... kalo sarung cincin misti stuck tak leh nak masuk...... terbaik kan...... jari manis pulak tuh...!! Nasib baik aku takder perancangan nak kawen buat masa nih....!!! Hangen betul aku.... kalo kecederaan aku yg buat sendiri aku takder hal, ini sebab kesalahan org lain aku yg jadi mangsa memang aku hangin tahap gaban punya...!! SIOT jeerrr...!!!

OK lah that's all for today...... PS: skang nih aku dah jadi penganggur paling berjaya..... harap2 ada la kerje yg sesuai utk aku....... AMIN...!!!